My Mother Reads This Blog


She doesn't readily admit to it, but she doesn't miss a word either.  It became clear last night on the phone.

Apparently I spell "definately definitely" wrong.  She also said I misspell "traffic" too, though I can't imagine how to mess that up.

I asked her to comment and tell me, like "This is your Mother, and you misspelled definitely."  She won't do it - says she doesn't want to embarrass me.  I think what's really going on is that she doesn't want to put herself out there on a comment.  She likes to keep her blog lurking a secret - I'm pretty sure.

So please, I WON'T GET MAD!  wtf?!!!

When I misspell, and when I have something stuck in my teeth, would you please tell me??

The last time my mother corrected my spelling, it was like forteen fourteen years ago.
Posted by Stephen T Wilson at 1/17/2009 10:55 AM
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  • 1/17/2009 12:08 PM captain crab wrote:
    During our meeting, you didn't misspell one word, as far as I know. But, I am just a simple pirate, so I may have missed some misspellings.
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  • 1/17/2009 12:14 PM Mother wrote:
    Okay. You forced me. The word was trafficking. The "k" was missing.
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    1. 1/17/2009 12:32 PM Stephen T Wilson wrote:

      Now that word just looks wrong.  I'm almost embarrased to spell it correctly!

      Thank you, Mother.


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      1. 1/18/2009 3:38 PM Captain Crab wrote:
        Stephen: Now you know why I love anonymity!
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  • 1/17/2009 6:31 PM Susan wrote:
    Now that is the funniest thing I have read today. Guess you have to know the "players" to fully appreciate this one! And I hit just spell check! LOL!
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  • 1/19/2009 1:04 PM k8 wrote:
    This cracks me up! I think my mother might disown me if she read my blog.
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  • 1/23/2009 10:48 AM Steve Klopcic wrote:
    All kinds of random people can stumble upon and read these.. You need good grammar and punctuation. How've you been? Ever fly out to Oregon? E-mail me. Steve Klopcic
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  • 1/26/2009 2:55 AM Trudy wrote:
    I did a spell check on "wtf" It was not in the dictionary and all of the suggested substitutions didn't even come close. Luv ya.
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  • 2/3/2009 3:35 PM kristen wingerter wrote:
    Hey Stephen. ASO girl here found your blog and have to say...listen to your mother! LOL. Hope all is well, and ps, if you email me at work, I will give you one free featured! Kristen
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  • 2/8/2009 10:40 AM Captain Crab wrote:
    Stephen: I am beginning to think that you are deliberately not posting in an attempt to make your Mother think that you have given up blogging so she doesn't check your blog anymore, thereby saving yourself the embarrassment of misspelling and being chastised by your Mother.
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  • 2/15/2009 7:04 PM Lynne wrote:
    Hey Stephen, Guess what your Aunt reads the blog also, I have to admit I had to correct my son on his site before. I guess its just in the genes. lol
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