No More Junk Mail for Me!
The deed is done. I finally did it!
Land-line telephone - gone! (a long time ago)
And NOW - Now, thanks to internet bill-pay and email, my US Mailbox is GONE TOO!
GONE!
NO MORE PILES OF JUNK MAIL FOR ME!
Now, calm down, horrified blog reader. I still have an address. The mailbox is still there. I just modified it a little.
I cut a BIG hole in the bottom of it...
....and mounted it on a trash can!
Just think of my invention as a sophisticated two-stage mailbox and sorter, all in one.
No more trips from the mailbox to the trashcan for me!
ps. Send* Christmas cards, birthday cards, love letters, and money to my office address as follows:
Stephen T. Wilson
2522 West 41st St., #310
Sioux Falls, SD 57105
* According to my mailman, packages will still be left at the front door. That is, unless they're small enough to fit in the mailbox; in which case use the above address for them too.
Thank you for the understanding.
Awesome!
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Pretty funny. I know this is a joke but you should sign up on various websites to help limit your junk mail.
I made a video about junkmail to help try to limit the amount of it. There are some interesting facts, if you have the time, check it out.
http://www.politicommunity.com/video/video/show?id=2264381%3AVideo%3A11224
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I still like getting real mail in my mailbox at home. It makes me feel special. Like someone still likes me or something.
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You're funny
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